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episode 2.15

much to jamillah’s delight, claire has dark secrets. j & c poke smot and the sweet jesus + royal gorilla is very loud. is the show’s disclaimer enough, j praises the nurses who facilitated her face-transplant, sick burns, c loves big balls and she cannot lie. keep your hands on the wheel and do what you like with ScHoolboy Q & Dice Raw.

episode 2.14 THE MONTHLY VISITOR EPISODE

jamillah & claire welcome their monthly visitor,award-winning stand-up comic dom paré. his dick gets blown off by j & c’s hardcore mysticism and reviewing, inspiring him to throwdown freestyle. new shoes get the girls all wowzers in their trousers, gene simmons can eat a dick,strawberry ice +  blue rhino send them into the clouds. get all TMHU with A$AP Rocky + Jedi Mind Tricks.

episode 2.13 IT’S APRIL’S MONTHLY ROUND-UP EPISODE! ENJOY THE GREATEST HITS!

be a bad bitch in your whip w/ anderson .Paak and R.I.P. nipsey hussle. if you were too busy with acts of devotion and worshipping over the last Holy month to listen to VIEWS, salvation comes to you by way of APRIL’S ROUND-UP EPISODE. lift up your heart and get ready for non-stop laughter throughout this CliffsNotes of april’s weekly eps. and if you think we’re joking, well… that’s all we do so you’re totally right. ♫MASH-UP! MASH-UP! MASH-UP!♫

episode 2.12

act up and get your big ole freak on with city girls & megan thee stallion. your girls fire up the weed from MLK’s lesser-known speech, tangerine dream + blow ol’ reliable skunk no.1. claire reminds her friends to never take her advice, jamillah’s salty for not licking salty candleholders, yay for our fans on DUBY! and yay for vladdy guerrero jr! and boooo for the song “wifi”.

episode 2.11

kendrick lamar loves himself + you love eazy-e. hungry for laughy-times? fire up some strawberry ice + cookies kush with the ladies. claire wants a taco bed and more dark secrets to burn. jamillah wants an axe, hates subarus and exercises her sick flow in the form of a limerick.

episode 2.10

step into a world with KRS-ONE & JAY-Z for some big pimpin’. it’s Holy Week! yay, Jesus! this episode is super giggly. the girls burn some mystery weed despite the risk of it being heroijanna + the classiest, most fashionable of strains, Chanel… and they get hiiiiiiiiiiiigh. jamillah’s gym “Goodlife” should be called “Life. *shrug”. Old Town Road + the yeehaw agenda, time travel in a bottle, blunt weapons + hot dudes at pot dispensaries. LOLZY LOLZY LOLZY and you’re welcome in advance.

episode 2.09

spark one up for vibes with ivy sole & harry nilsson. this week your bad bitches twist up some hawaiian weed. jamillah’s got a dope Dior visor, super-powers and gardening vibes. claire reviews her diva cup, searches for humility and talks N.D.E.s

episode 2.08 MONTHLY VISITOR: SHANNON LAVERTY

joy abounds as your hosts welcome their monthly visitor, stand-up comic shannon laverty (listen here: SHANNON LAVERTY DON’T SHHH ME!) turn up with sativa weed strains rio bravo and white chocolate cheesecake, jamillah’s super sexual review, claire’s picked her coffin. get down and dirty with khia & ratatat. 

march round-up

missed some stuff? recap the past month with the CliffsNotes of episodes. enjoy March 2019 recounted by Jamillah and Claire’s greatest hits.  take a trip back to simpler times with the beatnuts and skee-lo.

episode 2.06

mila j kicks back + panjabi mc collabs w/young j-hova. indica-dominant obama + cheery pie strains. jamillah’s life-hacked workouts & finessed nails, claire’s shame re: love for an imagine dragons song, what a grieving depressive sounds like when jilling-off.

episode 2.05

you guys. this is claire’s favourite episode ever. shit gets crazy.

j + c throw it back to legends foxy brown & 2pac for you to shake. that. ass. JAMILLAH MADE BONG, weed’s sexiest strain: cherry pie, claire tries to sound smart but then she cries.

episode 2.04 

feel the good vibes from teyana taylor, kanye & rick ross. jamillah + claire risk cancelling t-pain when they twist-up some Obama weed. a review of toronto’s oasis (sex club), an unlikely shakespearian soliloquy, schadenfreude and other german feelings.

episode 2.03

lift up your spirit with norman greenbaum, DMX & ice cube the Lenten season is upon us and your baes denote their devotion by offering indica-dominant sweet back angel (jamillah’s new nickname) and blue god weed smoke up to the heavens. jamillah is DIYing her weed garden and the women worry some mystery seeds could blossom into a venus flytrap, an artful cannabis ad and preparation for Easter.

episode 2.02.

get mind-fucked with the pixies & lil’ wayne. this week your flossin’ bossin’ BBs torch a giggle stick packed with hybrid peanut butter breath. big ups to spike lee, WHITE SAVIOR: THE MOVIE TRAILER and jamillah’s BLACK PLANET page. claire gets real about the breadth of suicidality. 

episode 2.01.

 bill withers welcomes the pair and it gets all fire water burn. your homegirls are happy to be back and prove it by firing-up a bat stuffed with good-vibes inducing indica-dominant hybrid city lights. jamillah’s temper flared in hawaii, claire recalls a night with donald trump 23 years ago, the women struggle with claire’s racism.